Im not sexist, See…

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

‘Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put
in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home.
I want her to know what
I go through
So, please allow her body to
switch with mine for a day.’

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman…

he arose, cooked breakfast
for his mate,
awakened the kids,
set out their school clothes,
fed them breakfast,
packed their lunches,
drove them to school,
came home and picked
up the dry cleaning,
took it to the cleaners
and stopped at the bank
to make a deposit,
went grocery shopping,
then drove home to put
away the groceries,
aid the bills and balanced
the check book.
He cleaned the cat’s litter box
and bathed the dog..

Then it was already 1 PM
and he hurried to make the beds,
do the laundry, vacuum,
dust, sweep and mop
the kitchen floor,
ran to the school to pick up
the kids and got into an argument
with them on the way home,
set out milk and cookies and
got the kids organized to do
their homework.

Then set up the ironing board
and watched TV while he
did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling
potatoes and washing
vegetables for salad,
breaded the lamb chops
and snapped
fresh beans for supper.

After supper,
he cleaned the kitchen,
ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry,
bathed the kids and put
them to bed.
At 9 PM he was exhausted
and, though his daily chores
weren’t finished, he went to
bed where he was expected to
make love, which he managed
to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke
and immediately knelt by the
bed and said: –

‘Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day
Please, Oh! Please,
let us trade back..!’

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

‘My son, No, not yet,
Wait 9 months, Then you’ll really understand
What a wife goes through.’

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